Hey Dibi: “Do you like bread?”

Friday, September 17th, 2010

Just to remind you guys, we’ve left all the questions written as is. I figured, why go out of my way to make some of you guys look smarter than you actually are? Fuck that. - CF

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Hi dibi. Do you like bread? i like bread. with mustard. cut off crusts. no cheese tho. you rock. i want to rock with you. don’t tell herbie. pfffffffft hey  herbie. herbie’s a stud.    - rizzo

Dibi: I love bread with Dijon…and the crust is the best!
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I really enjoy the miscellaneous and candid photos you have of your family, Dibi. i.e. Walter surfing, the boys when they were younger, Greyson skateboarding, the beautiful photo of you and Christian, etc. Thank you so much for sharing and look forward to seeing more.   - Michelle Darcy
Dibi: Thanks, it’s fun for me to see them again also. I get so busy; I don’t take the time, so I’m grateful.

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Hey Dibi, do you think the old “if life gives you lemons make lemonades” is corny or good to remember?
- Seth Bretther
Dibi: I think perhaps when the “old” saying originated, it was a way to look at the hard times by remembering moments of happiness. It now seems to be used as an excuse to run away from challenges and become completely self-absorbed. That’s sad.

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Hey I saw Nathan at Strands the other week. Does he live here during the summer and back to hawaii for winter?   - I’m Nathan 2

Dibi: He lives here off and on in the summer, between travels.

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Hi Dibi and Herbie, will you guys do another issue full feature of Frank 151. Yours was the best. Sorry Frrank 151 your other issues are fucking gay.   - Mikey B.
Dibi: Thanks, it was fun do. If they asked, we’d probably be into it.

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What’s the update and status of the Brazil saga as CF calls it lol. Sorry you guys are going through that btw. sucks.   - Tony Reeves
Dibi: He’s been a dick, but other people have been great and very helpful, which has been very cool.

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Would you say CF and NF are surfers more because of environment or would it be if they lived inland or in some hick state they would have found their way to the beach eventually?
- Mike Gillman
Dibi: Hard to say. I grew up with my dad surfing, they grew up with their dad surfing, so it all just happened naturally.

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LOVE MY FUCKING ADECK SANDALS! HOW ABOUT A RED PAIR JUST PLAIN RED WIHT BLACK STRAPS!!!! DO IT DIBI GO GO GO!   - Scott Glennys
Dibi: Dude, I did a great pair of black sandals with a red stripe and a red A (for Astrodeck), but, man, were they hard to sell. Guys seem to only want to wear brown or black, go figure.

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When will we see Wave Warriors The Next Generation with Greyson?????   - Danny Kinkade

Dibi: I’m not sure. We’re collecting footage all the time and hopefully, sometime in the near future, we’ll be able to do something that we think will stand as an original on it’s own.

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Hello dibi, I enjoy reading your hey dibi & dside blogs ! you need to make it like johnny carson & craig ferguson! behind desk!   - jamie b.

Dibi: Thanks, I’d love it if we had a place that we could keep set-up and there was some schedule. As it is, I catch the interviews on the fly; when friends stop by the office and we throw a piece of art behind them and get the film in the can before the opportunity slips by.

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Hi Dibi, if anything else, I would just like to say how much I look forward to all your contributions on Christian’s site. I get such a kick out of reading some of the stuff you write after a long day at work! Thanks!
- Stacey Marlowe
Dibi: That’s very nice, thank you!

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Why can’t Hollywood get it right? Blue Crush, John/Cinn, etc.   - Jim Black

Dibi: Dude, they don’t listen, they think they know best, and they have NO saltwater or sand in their veins!

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Hi Fletches! Ive been a fan since i started surfing back in 93′.Thanks for the inspirations from ALL of you.
The question for Dibi is: If you would’ve had a girl what would you had named her? Actually is 2 questions, sorry Whats the best way to clean myslelf from THC in 3 weeks? Thanx & love!   - pablo velasco
Dibi: I’m not so great with names out of thin air; it took me a couple of weeks to name Nathan. I felt I needed to get to know him before I threw a name on him that he’d have to live with forever. So, I’m afraid I’m not sure what I’d name a girl.

Got a drug test coming? I thought it had a two week window? I beleive there’s all sort of things that you can get at the health food stores or online that are supposed to clean the system, but I’ve never had to use anything so I have no idea what to recommend.

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Dibi, You are fucking rad. The stuff about that Brazil guy is so well written. You should be a writer!
- Scott Ragan
Dibi: Thanks, I’ve written quite a bit and enjoy it.

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HEY DIBI! Any possibility of you guys updating your OLD SCHOOL pics and have some cool family pics with your boys?   - Fletcher Family Fan 4 Life
Dibi: Sounds great, perhaps that will happen sometime in the near future.

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Hi Dibi, will Greyson be skating in any more events this year? Been keeping track on CF’s facebook. The kid kills it!   - Manny Gracia
Dibi: Yes, I think he’s doing something next month in Northern California, but I don’t know the name off hand. We’ll post it though, so stay tuned.

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Dibi, where was that sweet photo taken of Walter going backside and stuffing someone? Looks like Grandpa rules!   - Riley D.

Dibi: My Dad and Herb were on a surf trip in Bali and Herb caught the photo at Padang Padang.

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Is Greyson’s middle name really Thunder? Where did Christian come up with it. COOL!   - Jennifer Elliot

Dibi: Yes, I’m not sure.
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Are you glad you are living at this current state or do you wished you lived in the 1800 or the year 2200?
- Francis Thorpe
Dibi; I try to live my best in the present, not in the rearview mirror or in the future, I feel that if I’m not here right now I’ve missed everything that life has to offer. I’m not sure if that answers the question, but I’m here in the present and that’s it!

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If Nathan competed in the NSSA and did so well why did he suddenly stop? What made him suddenly stop enjoying it?   - Hal Lipinski
Dibi: I’m afraid that’s a questions that Nathan would have to answer, as my opinion would be merely that, and you know what they say about opinions…

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oh my gosh you’re so hot dibz. you look good! howzit??!   - Chris Lauden

Dibi: It’s great thanks! Life is an amazing adventure, who woulda thought I’d be doing this???

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Are you a fan of reality shows Dibi?   - Ryan Reyn
Dibi: I have to admit that some of the “Housewives” shows make me roll on the ground.

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Dibi, I used to read in the mags as a kid how Christian liked GBH and GG Allin, has his music taste changed?
- Kurt O’Neal
Dibi: I think that’s a question for Christian, but I think he’s probably broadened his taste somewhat with age, but not so much that he would be caught dead listening to some green, ballad-type music fare, even if he personally liked the guy playing it.

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So bummed about that Brazilian guy. What can we do to help, Dibi? The Fletchers rule and this really pisses me off!   - Paolo Ruiz

Dibi: It really sucks, and the only thing I know that you and friends like you can do, is to spread the word. Make it so everyone knows, everywhere he goes, that he is not who and what he says he is. The Fletchers are Astrodeck!

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What They Really Do In Washington D.C.

Monday, June 28th, 2010
Obama And His Peoples Discussing Their Love For Christian Fletcher

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4th of July Sandal Sale At Astrodeck

Monday, June 28th, 2010

What better way to celebrate the independence of this great nation than to spend some of those hard-earned American dollars on some sweet Astrodeck sandals? You’d be unpatriotic to go around without a pair, and if that’s the case, why don’t you just shoot down an American bald eagle with a paintball rifle and then spit in Lady Liberty’s face while you’re at it?

Order a pair of sandals and you’ll be able to purchase certain selected styles for 50% off!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

4th Of July Sandal Sale At Astrodeck

4th Of July Sandal Sale At Astrodeck

EYE OF THE TIGER

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Training hard for August. Boxing, kick-boxing, golf, tennis, curling, surfing, skating, eating healthier. I’m not gonna go down without a fight. Things are gonna get epic. Stay tuned for more because I know you guys are confused as fuck as to what the hell it is I’m talking about.

Tennis, anyone? Christian Fletcher is always a "raquet"!

Tennis, anyone? Christian Fletcher is always a "raquet".

Christian Fletcher: Eye of the Tiger

Christian Fletcher: Eye of the Tiger

The D-Side with Kyle Turley, Part 1

Monday, April 12th, 2010

PART 1 of our series interview with ex-NFL New Orleans Saints offensive tackle Kyle Turley. While on tour with Hank 3, Kyle stopped by the Astrodeck headquarters and did an interview with Dibi Fletcher. Yeah, my mom. This interview, among many others yet to come, will be featured on www.christianfletchersurf.com and will be called “The D-Side”. Man, there’s just too much talent stuffed into one person. Gifted motherfucker; Football player, musician, surfer…ladies and gentleman, check it out. Kyle Fucking Turley!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zRt5htWrA

I NEED YOUR ADVICE FOR MY ADVICE SECTION

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

So should I call my advice section “Dear Christian” or “Hey Christian” or something else all together? I don’t know. It doesn’t really matter, I guess.

Anyway, here are some questions I got from readers recently. And for those of you who don’t see your question here, don’t you fret. I’m wading through quite a bunch but will get through each of them when I fucking feel like it. Keep ‘em coming. You guys have a lot of good questions. I’m stoked to see that there are a lot of people out there who are a lot more confused than I am. I don’t know what my comments and suggestions would exactly do for you, but I don’t mind giving you the guidance you seek, grasshopper.

And, again, I left all typos and errors as is. I like to laugh at grammatical blunders.

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My left nut is the bully of my bag, and is always pushing around my right nut . How can I get them to both just ..get a long ?

From: Jono McGee

Wow, sorry to hear about that. Are your testicles deformed? You may have a descended nut. This may be the reason why one dominates the other. Try wearing a jock strap 24/7. Maybe that’ll give you some leverage. Actually, I’m feeling uncomfortable talking about this. I’ve committed way too much time talking about your kibbles n bits.

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Dear Christian, why is Michael Jackson strange?

From: Paul Ruth

Paul, some people are just born that way. And some people are a result of their environment and childhood. I think all of the above apply to him. I just know he looked creepy as fuck. All ghostly white with bugged-out eyes and dangly oily-looking jericurles. And would it have killed the fucker to have looked in the mirror while he dressed? Bitch put clothes on as if he were blind or dressed in the dark or something.

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hey christian.. where can i get tweak freaks on dvd??

From: Dave Anzara

In the coming months, we’re going to upload a bunch of new footage as well as archived stuff like “Tweak Freaks”, “Savage Beast”, “Smut Peddler” and other stuff so keep checking back here.

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Hi Christian,

Do you like skating better or surfing?

From: Barricuda Barney

I like whatever I’m doing at the time. But you know what’s really fucking rad? Juggling. That’s right. Juggling. Surf, skate, juggle.

MEMBER OF MENSA

Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

It’s always interesting to me how people have such perceptions and stereotypes of people. And especially people we don’t know. Hey, I’m guilty of doing that as well so it’s not like I’m writing this to condemn or condone. It’s just an observation and I’m writing it down.

Like, if I told someone I was a member of Mensa, I know what their reaction(s) would be. They’d be shocked, appalled, scared and questioning. And probably with good reason.

What if I were a fan of showtunes and knew the complete words, dialogue and dance steps to “Auntie Mame” and “West Side Story”? So?

What if I were a subscriber to the Wall Street Journal?

Maybe I weep during a great performance watching an opera.

Could I be any more dedicated to playing music on my grand piano?

I could have aspirations to be a contestant on Jeopardy one day. Who knows? You don’t know what I know. Maybe I know more than you. Maybe I know less than you. Alex Trebek wears a killer suit all the time.

Maybe one day I’ll go back to school. Culinary school? I think I could make a mean quiche if I really put my mind to it.

People have commented on here and on my Facebook about not being able to wrap their minds when it comes to me and sitting in front of a computer and blogging and networking. I guess they expect me to be out, bouncing off the walls 24/7 or on a skateboard nonstop. Shit, like I’m supposed to be out in the water surfing morning, day, and night. Well, I actually would if the swell was always that good and consistent…Anyway, my point is, I guess people want me to be out getting tatted up or busting out air or rock ‘n’ rolling all day and partying ev-er-y night.

But fuck, maybe…just maybe…sometimes I just like to sit in front of the monitor, cup of joe by my side, and read emails sent to be by my buddy Mark Gabriel. Mark sends me motivational photos with nature and fluffy little animals. That’s always inspirational. What? What are you laughing at? It’s true. Mark’s like fucking Confucius with all these life lesson sayings he sends to me in those emails. Haha. Fucken’ Scabs.

Well, I’m done writing for now. Maybe I’ll go work on a crossword puzzle now.

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