So what do you think?

I got a call from one of the producers of “Two And A Half Men” to come up for a reading. They’re still not sure if the show will even continue at this point, but wanted to meet up with me. Pretty cool… and I’m sure I’ll make less demands than Charlie Sheen. Maybe.

Just to remind you guys, we’ve left all the questions written as is. I figured, why go out of my way to make some of you guys look smarter than you actually are? Fuck that. - CF

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Hi dibi. Do you like bread? i like bread. with mustard. cut off crusts. no cheese tho. you rock. i want to rock with you. don’t tell herbie. pfffffffft hey  herbie. herbie’s a stud.    - rizzo

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Hey I saw Nathan at Strands the other week. Does he live here during the summer and back to hawaii for winter?   - I’m Nathan 2

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When will we see Wave Warriors The Next Generation with Greyson?????   - Danny Kinkade

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Hello dibi, I enjoy reading your hey dibi & dside blogs ! you need to make it like johnny carson & craig ferguson! behind desk!   - jamie b.

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What better way to celebrate the independence of this great nation than to spend some of those hard-earned American dollars on some sweet Astrodeck sandals? You’d be unpatriotic to go around without a pair, and if that’s the case, why don’t you just shoot down an American bald eagle with a paintball rifle and then spit in Lady Liberty’s face while you’re at it?

Order a pair of sandals and you’ll be able to purchase certain selected styles for 50% off!

GOD BLESS AMERICA!

4th Of July Sandal Sale At Astrodeck

Training hard for August. Boxing, kick-boxing, golf, tennis, curling, surfing, skating, eating healthier. I’m not gonna go down without a fight. Things are gonna get epic. Stay tuned for more because I know you guys are confused as fuck as to what the hell it is I’m talking about.

Tennis, anyone? Christian Fletcher is always a "raquet".

Christian Fletcher: Eye of the Tiger

PART 1 of our series interview with ex-NFL New Orleans Saints offensive tackle Kyle Turley. While on tour with Hank 3, Kyle stopped by the Astrodeck headquarters and did an interview with Dibi Fletcher. Yeah, my mom. This interview, among many others yet to come, will be featured on www.christianfletchersurf.com and will be called “The D-Side”. Man, there’s just too much talent stuffed into one person. Gifted motherfucker; Football player, musician, surfer…ladies and gentleman, check it out. Kyle Fucking Turley!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3zRt5htWrA

So should I call my advice section “Dear Christian” or “Hey Christian” or something else all together? I don’t know. It doesn’t really matter, I guess.

Anyway, here are some questions I got from readers recently. And for those of you who don’t see your question here, don’t you fret. I’m wading through quite a bunch but will get through each of them when I fucking feel like it. Keep ‘em coming. You guys have a lot of good questions. I’m stoked to see that there are a lot of people out there who are a lot more confused than I am. I don’t know what my comments and suggestions would exactly do for you, but I don’t mind giving you the guidance you seek, grasshopper.

And, again, I left all typos and errors as is. I like to laugh at grammatical blunders.

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My left nut is the bully of my bag, and is always pushing around my right nut . How can I get them to both just ..get a long ?

From: Jono McGee

Wow, sorry to hear about that. Are your testicles deformed? You may have a descended nut. This may be the reason why one dominates the other. Try wearing a jock strap 24/7. Maybe that’ll give you some leverage. Actually, I’m feeling uncomfortable talking about this. I’ve committed way too much time talking about your kibbles n bits.

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Dear Christian, why is Michael Jackson strange?

From: Paul Ruth

Paul, some people are just born that way. And some people are a result of their environment and childhood. I think all of the above apply to him. I just know he looked creepy as fuck. All ghostly white with bugged-out eyes and dangly oily-looking jericurles. And would it have killed the fucker to have looked in the mirror while he dressed? Bitch put clothes on as if he were blind or dressed in the dark or something.

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hey christian.. where can i get tweak freaks on dvd??

From: Dave Anzara

In the coming months, we’re going to upload a bunch of new footage as well as archived stuff like “Tweak Freaks”, “Savage Beast”, “Smut Peddler” and other stuff so keep checking back here.

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Hi Christian,

Do you like skating better or surfing?

From: Barricuda Barney

I like whatever I’m doing at the time. But you know what’s really fucking rad? Juggling. That’s right. Juggling. Surf, skate, juggle.

It’s always interesting to me how people have such perceptions and stereotypes of people. And especially people we don’t know. Hey, I’m guilty of doing that as well so it’s not like I’m writing this to condemn or condone. It’s just an observation and I’m writing it down.

Like, if I told someone I was a member of Mensa, I know what their reaction(s) would be. They’d be shocked, appalled, scared and questioning. And probably with good reason.

What if I were a fan of showtunes and knew the complete words, dialogue and dance steps to “Auntie Mame” and “West Side Story”? So?

What if I were a subscriber to the Wall Street Journal?

Maybe I weep during a great performance watching an opera.

Could I be any more dedicated to playing music on my grand piano?

I could have aspirations to be a contestant on Jeopardy one day. Who knows? You don’t know what I know. Maybe I know more than you. Maybe I know less than you. Alex Trebek wears a killer suit all the time.

Maybe one day I’ll go back to school. Culinary school? I think I could make a mean quiche if I really put my mind to it.

People have commented on here and on my Facebook about not being able to wrap their minds when it comes to me and sitting in front of a computer and blogging and networking. I guess they expect me to be out, bouncing off the walls 24/7 or on a skateboard nonstop. Shit, like I’m supposed to be out in the water surfing morning, day, and night. Well, I actually would if the swell was always that good and consistent…Anyway, my point is, I guess people want me to be out getting tatted up or busting out air or rock ‘n’ rolling all day and partying ev-er-y night.

But fuck, maybe…just maybe…sometimes I just like to sit in front of the monitor, cup of joe by my side, and read emails sent to be by my buddy Mark Gabriel. Mark sends me motivational photos with nature and fluffy little animals. That’s always inspirational. What? What are you laughing at? It’s true. Mark’s like fucking Confucius with all these life lesson sayings he sends to me in those emails. Haha. Fucken’ Scabs.

Well, I’m done writing for now. Maybe I’ll go work on a crossword puzzle now.