Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

If you want jacked feet like these for the rest of your life, go ahead and DON’T buy our sandals at Astrodeck and Christian Fletcher Surf. But if you want the nicest, most comfortable flip-flops you’re feet will ever have the pleasure of knowing and wearing, order our styles at www.astrodeck.com and www.christianfletchersurf.com

This Guy Should Have Worn Astrodeck Or Christian Fletcher Sandals

This Guy Should Have Worn Astrodeck Or Christian Fletcher Sandals

Herbie Takes Manhattan

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010
Herbie Fletcher presented by Brucennial 2010: Miseducation

Herbie Fletcher presented by Brucennial 2010: Miseducation

It’s probably a conservative assumption to say that you probably know a little somethin’ somethin’ about Herbie Fletcher.

Legendary surfer, superior waterman, raging jet skier, surf traction pad mogul, crafty shaper, Wave Warriors film magnate, husband to the fiercely creative and independent Dibi (Hoffman) Fletcher, father to flying alchemists Christian and Nathan Fletcher. Blah, blah, blah, the list goes on. And on and on. Seriously, if it involves innovation, water, and surf, it probably has Herbie’s scent on it. And it would take an extra two days to even slightly dwell on his past involvements with the wakeboarding world, the 1984 U.S. Olympic team, modeling with Versace, and his friendship with Julian Schnabel, Bruce Weber and Ingrid Sischy of Interview Magazine. Just to name a few of Herbie’s list of accomplishments and contacts, mind you. But, no. No, no, no. We’re not going to get into all of that.

Because whether you may have known a lot about all of this or only a little bit of some of this, what most of you probably didn’t acknowledge or realize is that Herbie Fletcher is also a talented and gifted artist. What started as a faint teenage hobby has grown into a gradual and passionate adult persuasion. (More about Herbie and Julian Schnabel and the Blind Girl Surf series artboards in another blog.)

Whether it’s on surfboards or on canvas - whatever type of medium and style - the ever-expressive Herbie splashes it. And let’s not kid ourselves, he always makes a big splash. So much so that now Herbie and his artwork will be featured at the Whitney Museum under the direction and presentation of Vito Schnabel (Julian’s son).

Brucennial 2010: Miseducation will have it’s gala opening on Thursday, February 25th. The event will premiere at 6 PM and is expected to last until 2 AM. Obviously, those New York art types know how to party until the wee hours of the morning. This first night is open to the public and will run until April 4th, 2010.

Herbie is one of a few select artists who will present his lauded pieces up for viewing and purchase. So if you’re in the New York area, take a go at it. And if you see Herbie, say “hi”. We hear it’s going to be snowing big-time while Herb’s in NY; we hope he puts on a little more than just a pair of Astrodeck sandals.

Below is the official press release. Have yourself a gander and then check it out in person.

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PRESS RELEASE FOR BRUCENNIAL 2010: MISEDUCATION

I think the Brucennial is like—in the life of the people—it’s like an anniversary in the life of people. The people, they need moments to celebrate themselves and that’s what a Brucennial is. The Brucennial happens every two years, or really, you know, whenever we feel like it, and it’s a moment of celebration of the history of the people—of the reason why the people exist, of the nature of the people. Again, it’s like a person. If not there would be a flux of time without an interruption and I think that as people, people are live entities and they need to have some moments where they recognize this liveliness of their existence.

- Francesco Bonami

SoHo: The Bruce High Quality Foundation is pleased to announce the opening of The BRUCENNIAL 2010: Miseducation on February 25th at 6pm.

Since its founding, the BRUCENNIAL has evolved into The Bruce High Quality Foundation’s signature public program, as well as the most important survey of contemporary art in the world ever. Following the triumphant successes of BRUCENNIAL08: Doing it Again (Bushwick) and BRUCENNIAL09: Smithumenta (Carol Gardens), BRUCENNIAL2010: Miseducation brings together 420 artists from 911 countries working in 666 discrete disciplines to reclaim education as part of an artist’s ongoing practice beyond the principals of any one institution or experience.

The BRUCENNIAL will be housed at 350 West Broadway. Additionally, BHQFU projects will be on view at RECESS at 41 Grand Street.

The BRUCENNIAL is presented by The Bruce High Quality Foundation in collaboration with Vito Schnabel. 350 West Broadway is provided courtesy of Aby Rosen.

INTRODUCING THE NEW REEFERS SANDAL LINE BY CHRISTIAN FLETCHER

Thursday, February 11th, 2010
Christian Fletcher Reefers Sandals

Christian Fletcher Reefers Sandals

First came the t-shirts, now here are the much-awaited sandals.

And, come on, you knew something like this was bound to happen. Been working hard here at the ‘Deck, creating a new sandal line under my revitalized Christian Fletcher brand name. And if I do say so myself, I’m pretty stoked on how these things are looking.

Currently, the Reefers line has three different styles. We’ve got the Master Kush (RM1), the OG Kush (RM2) and the Reefer Madness (RM3). All of these sandals are super soft to the touch. They don’t feel like you’ve slipped your feet into a pair of coarse sandpaper. They are brushed EVA patterns with EVA art straps. The foot bed features leafy patterns (Hey, don’t worry about it. Just tell your mom that the prints are Aloe Vera plants.) that are quick-drying so you won’t have to fret about getting them soaked and walking around with heavy water-logged flip-flops that make you feel like you’re dragging your feet.

These are going for a limited run so we won’t carry much in stock. And it’s perfect timing ’cause Spring Break and Summer are just around the corner. These will look so sick on your feet when you’re doing that keg stand.

And as far as other Christian Fletcher merchandise goes, this is just the mere beginning. We’re bringing back Christian Fletcher surfboards, as well as a whole slew of new thermals, hoodies, belts and some other stuff. So patience, my pretties, patience. All good things will come for those who wait.

But in the meantime, check out the new CF Reefers Sandal line and order yourself a pair or two or three or ten. You can be someone who wears Crocs. Or you can bring out the green-eyed monster and envy from all your friends when you strut your stuff walking around in a pair of CF Reefers.

To order yours now, go back to the home page of www.christianfletchersurf.com and navigate up to where it says SHOP ONLINE. Then do your thang.

SHE IS DIBI: HEAR HER ROAR.

Friday, January 29th, 2010
Making Mama Proud

Making Mama Proud

So I’m guilty of not always listening to my mom. I think we’ve all been there. It’s like, yeah, you know, you love your mom but fuck, ALL RIGHT ALREADY! I mean, is it just me or do parents, especially moms, always repeat themselves and tell you the same things over and over again? I don’t mean to say they nag but…ha ha…you know what I mean. Sometimes you just don’t want to hear it even though you know, in the end, it’s probably for your own good.

But it all comes from good intentions, I guess. I mean, I know that now. I didn’t realize a lot of that back in the day when I was younger, and I’m still learning to take advice or at least have a little more patience in taking the time to listen or hear what people have to say.

And I think my mom’s a pretty smart cookie. She’s fucking funny, honest, sassy and ain’t afraid to tell it like it is. Whether it’s telling me off or telling off my dad or my brother Nathan, the chick doesn’t mess around. And I don’t mean just telling us off in a negative way. I mean, she always has valid thoughts and opinions, words of wisdom , and the most random facts all stored in her mental file. So I was thinking, you know what? Many of you write and ask for advice - some of you guys write serious stuff and a lot of you write stupid bullshit stuff. All in good fun, I know. But my point is, you guys want to banter and you want to hear what’s up and seem to want concrete answers on certain things, so who better to throw in their two cents in regards to your questions than my mom, Dibi Fletcher?

And let’s be honest here…do you really want to get advice from me? Fuck, I just might make your problem even worse.

So, fuckers, here it is. The “Dear Christian” section on here will now be “She is Dibi: Hear Her Roar” from now on. And we’re serious. Ask her anything. You won’t get a more brutally - yet humorous - straight forward answer the way you would from Dib. Don’t be shy. If you leave skid marks on your underwear and want to know what kind of laundry detergent to use, ask her. If you’re in financial despair and feel suicidial, ask her how to get out of that rut. Ask her about anything and everything. She may not have the best answer but she’ll definitely give you an answer.

After all, she is Dibi. Hear her roar.

The first installment, down below.

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Hey Dibi,

It burns when I pee and I think she lied about her age. What do I do?

- TJ Harris

For the present: use antibotics. For the future: get her ID, use a rubber, and a brief reread of sex education might be in order.
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Hey Dibi,
I plan to run my pop-out board through a wood chipper to support our local shapers along the Gulf Coast. Am I doing the right thing? Or should I keep riding it?
- John Douglas
RIDE IT, dude, and if you got the cash order a custom board as well!
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Hey Dibi,
Who is cooler? Jesus or Buddha?
- Nolan Farrel
I think they both wore Astrodeck sandals, so it would be a toss up!
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Hey Dibi,
I hate my boyfriend and want to get rid of him. Also, I think he is gay. Help!
- Lisa Humphreys
Ah, fashion tips and brushed teeth are always a good thing, don’t you think? And, in the mean time, why not get a mutt to screw? Problem solved.
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Hey Dibi,
I lost my VHS copy of “Tweak Freaks” and “Savage Beast”. Where can I find another?
- Alex Orrell
We’re going to start putting video sections on the Christian Fletcher website in the future, so stay tuned.
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Hey Dibi,
I’m starving. What should I eat?
- Hiroshi Nagao
Forget burgers. And I would also forego the sushi and go straight for the wasabi!
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Hey Dibi,
I like the idea of a “Dear Christian”! So you mean if I send you some questions, you will answer me 100% honestly? Yes!
- Julie Buteyn
As is always the case, we’ll always be 100% humourously honest with you guys.
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Hey Dibi,
Tell me, should I surf in this shitty water in Pismo?
- Rodney Roller
Herb just got sick surfing Lowers after the epic rain we had here, so I’d wait 72 hours. Or you can always go surfing anyways and then end up sick in bed.
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Hey Dibi,
Why does that incredibly fat man continue to eat at McDonalds? What the fuck man!!!
- Scott Damian Smith
Well, it’s the same thing whether it’s that last snort or that last run; addiction comes in all shapes, sizes, and distortions.
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Hey Dibi,
I just found out that my mom’s cancer is back and I was wondering if you had any ideas on what I could do out here on the east coast to make her smile. Thanks.
- Will
Show her the pic of Christian at the top of this post, and tell her that this is my son and that should get a smile out of her because I’m sure she would be happy in knowing she didn’t have to deal with someone like that!
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Hey Dibi,

I need some advice. Broke up with my fiance ’cause of her possesive and over jealous attitude. Miss her sometimes but I definitely won’t go back. I’ve dropped my skateboard and surfboard because of her and have become a dull and condescending dick. Is there a way of gettin’ back to what I was? I had started skateboarding again, at least that shows some improvement in my character, what do you say? Anyways thanks for this cheap PSYCHOanalysis session, way better than the real ones! Thanks.
- Mariano Varela
Like I tell my own sons, Christian and Nathan, and like I would tell a daughter if I had one…don’t get involved with anyone. Just RENT!!!
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