Just to remind you guys, I’ve left all the questions written as is. I’ve figured, why go out of my way to make some of you guys look smarter than you actually are and correct all your grammatical errors? Fuck that. - Christian

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Does Nathan still Weld dibi? - Yeman Stouch

Dibi: Yes, he’s made me some very interesting pieces. I think he’s quite talented.

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Hi Dibi  what is your take on organized religion? - Thomas Povey

Dibi: I think everyone wants to feel better about themselves and the world, and if joining a group of like-minded people is for you, great.

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Hey Dibi! I remember Nathan used to take flying license right? Did he ever get his pilot’s license.

Dibi: We started the lessons when he was 15, and he didn’t complete them then, but he came by last summer and got all the books, so I assume he’s wanting to start back up again. I’m stoked for him.

and here’s my #2 question seems like you’ve always supported your kids in whatever they wanted to do. What’s something you put your foot down and said “NO!” to? - Craig Osumi

Dibi: That’s hard, of course there have been stupid things that any young kid might do that I would have said no to; water balloon launchers out my Mom’s second story at the highway, etc. But anything that was interesting and exciting and pushed them to develop new skills, I’ll help anyway I can.

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Hi Dibi, am I crazy for being a huge fan of not only you Dibi but the whole fam Fletcher damily? Lol! - Jimmy Gould

Dibi: No crazier then any of the rest of us,I guess. It’s all just fun.

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Hey Dibi, how did you guys meet/know Annie Leibovitz. Really rad photo shoot with Malcom! - Ernie Bruhner

Dibi; My friend who worked with us for many years was friends with Lauren Hutton and Malcom. We were invited to the photo shoot and the rest is in the picture.

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Dibi, did you guys have nathan and christian seaparted by 5 years on purpose? just wonderen! - Mike Clancy

Dibi: Yes, I thought it was nice to let Christian get a chance to be a baby before having to grow up and be an older brother. He was quite a terror; but when Nathan came along he was a great help and he and Nathan had a grand time together.

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Hi Dibi, you are a beaut! I’m sure many of CF and NF’s friends had crushes on you! Is it true you went to CF’s school and embarrassed him with hot pants on? - Gregory Ross

Dibi: It wasn’t hot pants; it was a red leather mini skirt, fish net hose, purple suede boots, long rhinestone earrings, and I had pink stripes in my hair. Obviously, it worked because I never had to be a parent escort again, and Christian and I laugh about it to this day.

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Hi Dibi and Christian, thank you for adding me! I love all you Fletchers but Greyson puts a smile on my face! Can you ask Greyson what he wants for his bday? :P   - Jodie Kulver

Dibi: Probably to skate a great bowl, he’s a guy!

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Dibi! Ask your husband Herbie why he drops in on everyone!!! All the time!!!! - Rick Keegan

Dibi: Because he can!!!

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Dibs, I see you out but never in the water, why not? - Harris Puget

Dibi: Because I don’t go in unless the water’s really warm.

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any big wave escapades from nate so far this year? danny montoya

Dibi: He’s been riding huge waves. We’ve posted some photos on FB, and I’m sure they’re all over the internet if you want to search. He seems fearless.

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NO Fair CF you suck! Answer your own damn questions! ROFL! Ok fine! Ii’ll ask tu madre! Dibi Fletcher! What is something weird YOU and CF like to eat! - Tim O.

Dibi: Christian lived in Bali for some time and ate everything, UGH!!! I’m very health-conscious and eat very light.

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What’s up Dibi! Tell Greyson that I’m putting his vote in for Skater of the Year even though his name’s not on the ballot! Stupid fuckers! Greyson Fletcher all the way! - Kevin Aragon

Dibi: Cool, I’ll tell him. I think he’s got great style.

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That Fast Eddie interview was an A ticket ride! Any more? - T.L.

Dibi: You bet, I loved him as a jokester. I don’t think many people see him in that light, and I thought it was hilarious.

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Hey Dibi! Do you have any tattoos yourself? - Tianna Rocha

Dibi: No, I never thought they were for me. I love art and my taste evolves; I never wanted to be stuck with something I’d grown out of.

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Is it insulting that I see you and Herbie more like the artsy folk rather than the surf folks? Love all the imagery and artwork you guys have on your sites! BIG BIG FAN! - Stewart Riggs

Dibi: Of course not, that’s how we see ourselves.

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Hi Dibi, how has it been with CF back and sober? Do you think this is finally it? - Bob “Malibu” Grady

Dibi: It’s wonderful, I’m grateful everyday. I certainly hope so for all our sakes, but I guess time will tell. It sure seems good.

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What do you think is Nathan’s longevity when most pro surfers his age are now pretty much on the back burner? - Kai Jensen

Dibi: Big wave riding is like an entirely different sport and it extends the careers longevity. He’s still amazing, so I guess we’ll just wait and see what’s up his sleeve for Act II.

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Hey Dibi, will you be posting any more photos of yourself taken by Bruce Weber? Thank you. - Gabby Lopez

Dibi: Maybe in the future, I don’t like to post personal photos he’s taken of us over the years, I feel it’s infringing on our friendship and I’d never want to do that.

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Hi Dibi, will you guys reissue or sell again those trade cards? I have 3 (archy, christian and gary elkerton) and would like to add to my collection! - Sam Davis

Dibi: Herb and I talked about it recently, we didn’t come up with an answer but maybe I’ll revisit the conversation and see if there’s a market.

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Dibi, can you ask Greyson a question for me, what trick he is trying to learn and ha been the hardest for him to conquer? - Trent Whitber

Dibi: I’m sorry, Greyson’s in Japan and will be back in a few days; I’ll ask him then, so please repost your question and I’ll answer it in the next column.

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Outside of the typical surf and skate labels/brands, who would you, Dibi, not Christian, but you who would YOU want Christian to be sponsored by?

Dibi: He looked fabulous in Versace when Bruce Weber used to shoot him. I think it should be something really unpredictable. Ralph Lauren’s Purple Label perhaps? I love the absurd in life, so I think that might be a good fit.

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What depresses you Dibi Fletcher? I mean really downright fucking depress you that you want to cry?!!! - Marcus Phenbam

Dibi: My kid doing drugs!!! It’s the most heartbreaking experience a parent can live through. It’s so senseless.

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Dibi, many years ago, I truly loved and admired the artword (ads)  you did for Christian Fletcher. The image of Christian with the mohawk, the image of him surfing with black trunks on, etc. Could you please post these beautiful paintings again or any more of that kind that you did? And do you continue to do this medium? - Chara Rowlin

Dibi: Thanks, that’s very nice. I haven’t been painting a lot recently. I’ve been doing a lot more writing, but hope to get some time here pretty soon to get back in the studio.

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Hi Dibi: So real quick, favorite scent, favorite memory, favorite drink, favorite snack, favorite person, favorite conversation, favorite hobby, and favorite person to hate. Look forward to your answers! - Steve Phillips

Dibi: Prada, a million favorite memories (I’ve had a long life), water, I’m not much of an eater, I can’t just pick one favorite person, the one I’m engaged at the time, ditto, there’s a few on the list  - and I hope you don’t know them and if you do, you hate them also so there’s no use to mention them by name.

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Okay Im’a gonna put you on the hot spot Dibi. What do you think is a move that Nate and Christian do really well and what do you think even after all these years, they can still work on? Oh i’m talking surfing! - Brian

Dibi: They both do great airs. Nathan’s doing things in big waves that are amazing. They’re having fun and being respectful what more could I want???

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Hey Dibi, nothing tastes better than the first bite of an apple or a slice of cantaloupe. What’s something simple that you take delight in? A fruity question from a fruit, so yes, dear, what tantalizes your taste buds? - Eric Parker

Dibi: Casaba melon is rub-your-feet-together fabulous.

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Have u ever been to a Turkish prison? - Calculatą Decimation Noce

Dibi: No, I’ve thankfully managed to stay out of all prison systems.

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Dibi, were you a good kid, stubborn kid, bad kid, complacent kid. I gotta know what kind of kid eventually turned out to be CF’s mom! Ha ha ! - Paul Stewart

Dibi: I never lied, cheated or stole anything. I was very determined to do what I wanted. I was bright, hated school and authority. I ran away early and have tried to live honestly with my choices.

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Dibi Christian asked us about selling out, what do you think is a sell out and is selling out all so bad? Of course CF didn’t bother to answer his own question sooo - Brett Fischer

Dibi: I really don’t know what is selling out. By the time you’re my age, you better figure out how to buy in.

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Dibi, the Bible Bowl??? CF does bible study? LOL say it ain’t so! LMAO!!! - Larry Nohr

Dibi: No, he doesn’t do bible study; he and Greyson are lucky enough to be invited there to skate.

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Hi Dibi, Herbie, Christian, Greyson and Nathan: Do you guys ever all just sit down and trip on what a wild adventure your lives have been? - Scott Kroeger

Dibi: Sometimes, and it’s really fun and interesting as each one of us tends to bring up a different memory that we get to laugh about. Sharing your history and getting to see it from different perspectives is always amazing. I feel very fortunate.

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Here is a question from yesteryear, at the time when your sister Joyce Hoffman was at the peak of her surfing career, who were her sponsors? - Daniel Lumont

Dibi: It was so different then, I remember Leland Triumph Motors gave her a car to use when she traveled to different countries, as did Honda Motorcycles. She got her boards from Hobie. She received a small bit of money and product for Bonnie Bell Cosmetics and was also in their ads. Random things like that, but it wasn’t anything like now.

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hi dibi, John From Cincinnati. Was the character played by Rebecca DeMornay based on you? Which of the characters were the most like their counterpart (you, CF, Herbie, etc) and the most like their counterparts? - Thomas Allison

Dibi: It was never supposed to be about us, and I really don’t see any similarities between the characters and the members of my family.

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Hey Dibi, ha ha, this is so cool asking Christian and Nathan’s mom questions. So I read on Stab that interview with Nathan, was that all fabricated? If not, is there still sibling drama? Man, me and my brothers have really gone at it and have had blown out fights so I can relate! - Nick Mochino

Dibi: I believe Christian and Nathan have really come to a better understanding and have started to rebuild their friendship, and I’m stoked for that. Bruce [Irons] will never have the chance, so call your brothers - they’re the only ones you’ve got.

It’s been exactly a week now since that moment during the XXL Awards; when the curtain was pulled back and all the true Wave Warriors in attendance got to see the surf industry exposed. Something like when Toto pulled the drapes and revealed the great and powerful OZ to be nothing more than a wizened little old man. There had been talk that the surfer who had ridden the biggest wave wasn’t going to get the top award, but that instant was deflected by the (somewhat) amusing antics of Christian, and it allowed the curtain to slip back into place as everyone railed about CF’s remarks concerning “the German who can’t paddle.”

One of the magazines tried to carry on the subterfuge by posting a one-sided blog by someone who was going by misquoted gossip and who admitted that he wasn’t even in attendance at the event. This particular magazine posted this guy’s biased link in answer to the questions they were receiving about what really went down. A true piece of literary integrity. But then I’m sure the dinosaur is desperate for the corporate advertising dollars.

The silence on the actual event blog has been deafening. I’m sure they felt with Christian as a front man in the uproar, that the real questions the moment brought up might be totally forgotten.

For the true Wave Warriors that risk their lives to ride the most incredible breaks in the most hazardous conditions, I have nothing but the utmost respect. The objective nature of the sport makes it difficult - if not impossible - to pursue such a career without the industry backing. And there in lies conflict. The business of surfing is BUSINESS. One might ask oneself, “What would be the advantage of a European champ after a few very difficult years in the domestic market?” Let’s see, Germany, otherwise known as the jewel in the lackluster Euro Zone, as we go into the fall buying season…Wow, what a bump to the corporate bottom line!

Dibi

First came the t-shirts, now here are the much-awaited sandals.

And, come on, you knew something like this was bound to happen. Been working hard here at the ‘Deck, creating a new sandal line under my revitalized Christian Fletcher brand name. And if I do say so myself, I’m pretty stoked on how these things are looking.

Currently, the Reefers line has three different styles. We’ve got the Master Kush (RM1), the OG Kush (RM2) and the Reefer Madness (RM3). All of these sandals are super soft to the touch. They don’t feel like you’ve slipped your feet into a pair of coarse sandpaper. They are brushed EVA patterns with EVA art straps. The foot bed features leafy patterns (Hey, don’t worry about it. Just tell your mom that the prints are Aloe Vera plants.) that are quick-drying so you won’t have to fret about getting them soaked and walking around with heavy water-logged flip-flops that make you feel like you’re dragging your feet.

These are going for a limited run so we won’t carry much in stock. And it’s perfect timing ’cause Spring Break and Summer are just around the corner. These will look so sick on your feet when you’re doing that keg stand.

And as far as other Christian Fletcher merchandise goes, this is just the mere beginning. We’re bringing back Christian Fletcher surfboards, as well as a whole slew of new thermals, hoodies, belts and some other stuff. So patience, my pretties, patience. All good things will come for those who wait.

But in the meantime, check out the new CF Reefers Sandal line and order yourself a pair or two or three or ten. You can be someone who wears Crocs. Or you can bring out the green-eyed monster and envy from all your friends when you strut your stuff walking around in a pair of CF Reefers.

To order yours now, go back to the home page of www.christianfletchersurf.com and navigate up to where it says SHOP ONLINE. Then do your thang.

Surfed Salt Creek last week. The waves were pretty decent. Tested out my new Rawson. Got it in a sick bright yellow with some nice graphics on it, too. It wasn’t Bali but it was still pretty fun out there.

And I just had to deal with the biggest headache this morning. Fuck Priceline. Making hotel reservations for the tradeshow in Orlando. It was a nightmare. The customer service guy on the phone was such a fucktard, I felt like slitting my wrists. Tell me, are these online reservations even worth it? I should have dealt directly with my travel agent. I guess that’s what I get for trying to save a few bucks.

Gonna bail Astrodeck headquarters here in a few minutes to go pick up some more swag for the CF online store. Some people have been writing, saying that they can’t find the SHOPPING CART or that they can’t even get to www.christianfletchersurf.com. Now, don’t take this the wrong way…but fuck, how the hell am I supposed to know why it’s doing this? You all should be surprised I even know how to turn the computer on let alone try and figure out all this techie nerd stuff. I guess it’s a problem with the browser you’re using. Or maybe you need to reboot your computer. Or, fuck, I don’t know. Just check back later.

So, yeah, gonna get some more product in for the online store. Slowly but surely, building up more swag. Including a new sandal line. These things are gonna be sick. And I’ll be posting up new pics on here, too. As well as new videos. The super rare shit. Some of this stuff is so funny.

I guess that’s it for now. I’ll write more later. If I fucking feel like it.