If you want jacked feet like these for the rest of your life, go ahead and DON’T buy our sandals at Astrodeck and Christian Fletcher Surf. But if you want the nicest, most comfortable flip-flops you’re feet will ever have the pleasure of knowing and wearing, order our styles at www.astrodeck.com and www.christianfletchersurf.com
This Guy Should Have Worn Astrodeck Or Christian Fletcher Sandals
Tags: astrodeck, binded feet, bound feet, christian fletcher surf, flip flops, jacked feet, sandals
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February 25th, 2010 at 5:11 pm
feets done failed me now… should have scored some reefers instead of running that marathon in stilettos. live and learn….
February 25th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
chicks are for fags
February 25th, 2010 at 6:39 pm
That Dipshit musta been wearing another kinda sandals that rhymes with lamebows!
February 25th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
Actually, he did buy them. But it was a mistake to smoke them.
February 25th, 2010 at 7:16 pm
gimme some sandsals. i want some and you got the goods. i’ll even wear them around matt(archy) and audrey to show what a rebel i am and i don’t need their free shit. plus, i have the most perfect feet i have ever seen after having abcesses heel in them and i’m greatful to walk, is there any better way to rock my walk. call matt and confirm i am the surest cadidate, he’s on my team(by the way, they are due for another child in april) !!! we met, i’m just backround noise to your celeb lifestyle, so you can’t remember. several times we met, photoshoots, bill kings wedding, um, wtc. tell irene to come to me in malibu, i can’t live without her and she can deliver me my sandals. PERFECT!!!!! i’m not into beach bunny flourescents with tassels hanging of and lights in the soles, i like my sandals to be my everyday wear, you know
x, caroline
February 26th, 2010 at 4:42 am
Send us a pair or sandals and I will slap a ozzy in the face with them bro…. in the kisser!!!:) for all the baliness people….. oh and need another one of your boards..snaped my other santa cruz for bali!
February 26th, 2010 at 8:58 pm
Fuckin ay! Those fukin empity feet are disgusting! Would you rub em if they were on a hot Betty and she was wearing a mini skirt with no panties?
February 26th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
P fuckin S ! I love the Viking Surfer Funeral Idea! Dynamite and laserbeams or something!
February 27th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
2nd hand feet- slap my meat torched by the heat ,the street. raw dawgs for dinner lunch breakfast!
February 27th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
A surfer named christian left the asp bitchin he busted an air and spiked out his hair and said fuck the world I dont care!!!!
February 27th, 2010 at 6:25 pm
in 2010 he cared again, his sandals are dope,that aint no joke, he’s part of keeping astrodeck for real!!!!!
February 28th, 2010 at 1:21 am
After I mangled my bloody feet on the reef,
my toes won’t flex.
I sure wish I had my Astrodecks!
Aloha Mate!
March 4th, 2010 at 5:21 pm
“Oh Saints Of SillY Things !”
March 4th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
I live in Boulder, land of Crocs shoes! Help! Save me! I need some Astrodeck sandals! I hope I win! ( Wink, Wink!)
March 4th, 2010 at 7:04 pm
on the gulf people wear boardshorts over their fullsuits. nuff said.
March 4th, 2010 at 7:46 pm
these feet remind me of Mutilage!!
March 4th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
Hydrocoffin
Into the pit
from the shoulder I stare
Shall I take that chance of buyer beware.
It pitches and throws
a cylindrical eye
it looks back at me
as if wanting to try.
Muster my spirit
and suck it up tight
to give it a go
as I scream with delight.
Paddle to the peak
look for a take off that’s sweet
no time for regret
or way of retreat.
Here comes my chance
on the watery hill
heart begins pumping
now starts the thrill.
Paddle hard
then to my feet I will jump
as the wave begins to
throw, suck and pump.
Down to the bottom
up to the top
off the lip,
then I drop.
Digging my rail hard on the edge
rise to the crest
a lined up ledge.
Screaming hard
along the wall
it throws a big lip
wide and tall
Aiming my board
toward the watery bliss
when I hear the wave
cracking, thunder and hiss.
The wave is closing out
and the light begins to soften
I say my prayers,
good night,
from my hydrocoffin.
March 5th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Hey KooK’s ..….This ones for all the fucked up feet out there! If you know what good for you, better go out and buy yourself some Fletcher sandals ASAP!!!!! You can see what will happen if not… your feet will look some boxer’s coli flower ears or some Asian geisha dolls feet…. another words “FuKeD uP”…. So do yourself and me a favor and get em will they last….. But if you’re still a KOOK then you have to say FuK iT and through two tears in a bucket…..
I told you Bitch, I said Christian’s feet aren’t FuKeD uP…Why because he wears nicest, most comfortable flip-flops you’re feet will ever have the pleasure of knowing and wearing!!!!
So if you want jacked feet like these for the rest of your life, go ahead and DON’T buy the sandals at Astrodeck and Christian Fletcher Surf.
But if you want the nicest sandals out there check out his ShiT at http://www.astrodeck.com and http://www.christianfletchersurf.com
~Peace & one love~
Davo…
March 5th, 2010 at 11:34 am
I kicked a bumb square in his ass while wearing my Astrodecks.
I caught him all assed out peekin through the tint of my Licoln.
Flipped ‘em like a fuckin’ flapjack homie!
Yeah, you can say he caught the flipper…….DOLL4′